The Weekendists

The Weekendists are a worldwide group of monks dedicated to the worship of the world's gods. Because all things religious presumably happen on the weekend, however, the Weekendists have no idea what forms their gods take, and can only praise their deities through works of kindness, wedding and funeral services, and the announcing of the weekend. Weekendists attending to this last duty typically carry placards announcing that 'Saturday is Coming' in the hours before the weekend begins. Whether they believe in gods or not, most people appreciate the warning.